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(Satirical) Top 10 Ten Commandments. You’re Not Gonna BELIEVE Number 6!

Matt Simpson

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10. You shall not covet.

10) You shall not covet.

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

9) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

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8) You shall not steal.

7. You shall not commit adultery.

7) You shall not commit adultery.

6. You shall not murder.

6) You shall not murder.

5. Honor your father and your mother.

5) Honor your father and your mother.

4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

4) Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

3. You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

3) You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

2. You shall not make idols.

2) You shall not make idols.

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1) You shall have no other gods before Me.

 

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