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(Satirical) Top 10 Ten Commandments. Youre Not Gonna BELIEVE Number 6!

(Satirical) Top 10 Ten Commandments. You’re Not Gonna BELIEVE Number 6!

Matt Simpson April 4, 2016

10) You shall not covet. 8) You shall not steal. 7) You shall not commit adultery. 6) You shall not murder. 5) Honor your father and your mother. 2)...

(Satirical) Mysterious presence haunts history building

(Satirical) Mysterious presence haunts history building

Evelyn Smith October 27, 2015

A chill breeze, a dark and stormy night, and a very large blowup ghost in the neighbor’s yard.  The three can combine to mean only one thing…it’s time for Halloween. Recently, word has spread of...

(Satirical) Student suspected of cheating in hide and seek

Matt Simpson October 5, 2015

Oxford Elementary School has been in turmoil ever since an incident of severe misconduct occurred during recess on Tuesday. The misdemeanor at issue took place during a game that numerous little tykes...

(Satirical) Student with no arms dress coded for shorts not being fingertip length

Matt Simpson September 28, 2015

On Monday at Oxford High School, sophomore Shanda Lier was dress coded for her excessively short trousers. “I was walking through the halls and a teacher saw my outfit and stopped me immediately,”...

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